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We see you've stumbled upon our social media content and can't get enough of those hilarious mom jokes. We totally get it! Laughter IS the best medicine, especially when you're knee-deep in dirty diapers and sleepless nights or racking your brain trying to connect with your teenager.

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My boys change their underwear everyday!

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